Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Albert Einstein

fallinginlovewithhermionegranger:

kissesonkittens:

pechiney:

huynhjesseca:

allonsy-allonso:

gopherchris-:

enterklainementweekly:

desperateschizophrenic:

accioredvines:

i-am-the-lizard-king:

kukuburi:

itsokaynottothink-:

allthoseyearsago:

saveyourwordsidontneedthem:

kristinaeatscrayons:

“Your doing just fine.”

hahaha thats great!

“Slow down,” Keith said, clutching the leather seats.
Haha.

“Please, Megan, make her stop!”
Fuck. 

The cries of pain and defeat still filled her ears.
ohmygodibititoffohmygod

I’ll puzzle this thing out for myself.
hahahaha

“I don’t see why first-years can’t have their own.”
BECAUSE YOU’RE ELEVEN

“Yeah, well, I’m not as perfect as you think I am.”
Goddamn.

He hooked it in place so that the oil drained properly.

“Is there any limit to this expansion of knowledge in the case of the Purusas who are undergoing evolution in a Solar system and whose consciousness is a part of the consciousness of the Isvara of the system?”
Am I giving a fucking philosopher a blowjob or…?

“It’s your most attractive feature.” -Monologues for Women

“It was like chewing broken glass.” LOL nawiufbwaifa.

 ”oh. good i guess.” <—LOL from eclipse xD

 Lost in thought, Clayton barely heard the front door squeak open. - The Lucky One. I’m taking that as a good thing.

 The thing they had never really believed in was coming true - Of Mice & Men.That’s… good?

“Your perception is all fucked up.” - Invisible Monsters

fallinginlovewithhermionegranger:

kissesonkittens:

pechiney:

huynhjesseca:

allonsy-allonso:

gopherchris-:

enterklainementweekly:

desperateschizophrenic:

accioredvines:

i-am-the-lizard-king:

kukuburi:

itsokaynottothink-:

allthoseyearsago:

saveyourwordsidontneedthem:

kristinaeatscrayons:

“Your doing just fine.”

hahaha thats great!

“Slow down,” Keith said, clutching the leather seats.

Haha.

“Please, Megan, make her stop!”

Fuck. 

The cries of pain and defeat still filled her ears.

ohmygodibititoffohmygod

I’ll puzzle this thing out for myself.

hahahaha

“I don’t see why first-years can’t have their own.”

BECAUSE YOU’RE ELEVEN

“Yeah, well, I’m not as perfect as you think I am.”

Goddamn.

He hooked it in place so that the oil drained properly.

“Is there any limit to this expansion of knowledge in the case of the Purusas who are undergoing evolution in a Solar system and whose consciousness is a part of the consciousness of the Isvara of the system?”

Am I giving a fucking philosopher a blowjob or…?

“It’s your most attractive feature.” -Monologues for Women

“It was like chewing broken glass.” LOL nawiufbwaifa.

 ”oh. good i guess.” <—LOL from eclipse xD

 Lost in thought, Clayton barely heard the front door squeak open. - The Lucky One. I’m taking that as a good thing.

 The thing they had never really believed in was coming true - Of Mice & Men.
That’s… good?

“Your perception is all fucked up.” - Invisible Monsters

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves.

Ray Kroc

there is something about this that i adore. i love the colors. museum of science and industry, june 2010.

there is something about this that i adore. i love the colors. museum of science and industry, june 2010.

this has just occurred to me.

i’m kindof a tumblr lurker. i just read posts and follow random things. i don’t really post anything, especially anything worth reading. i’d really really really like to have a blog that i update daily to look back on but i’m always so bad at this one. i’ll probably make a little new one and try harder. i wish i had a better camera so i can post great pictures of random shit that doesn’t matter.

and you are my everything.

the stars are aligned,

but they don’t align for us.

excuse me, for i am the ocean.

this song is everything for us.

i feel like i met you, you gave me just enough of you to love, and then you vanished. i fell in love enough to know that you’re everything i’ve been looking for. and then you tell me that you miss her. that this can’t work because you never got over her.

well fuck her. you always said you never gave girls second chances.

what is this then?

you said there were girls that taught you not to trust other girls.

i hope she joins that fucking list.

every time i drive through my goddamn town i think of you.

hope to run into you in your stupid truck.

hope you see me, smiling, laughing, dancing in the car. knowing that i’m happy and you don’t have this much control over me. but i’m faking.

i know you’ll come back. every boy does. she’ll fuck you over or something and you’ll text me in about four months about how we should catch up or whatever bull shit you think i’d agree to.

and i probably will.

this is all just too honest, as these things usually are.

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onehelloworld:

I Love You and the Little Things

It’s not a dozen roses, jewelry, or chocolates. It’s not a cruise ship or a vacation getaway. It’s just simple and I love you.

I’m with you - the way to know you’re really in love is when you feel special about the simplest things. Thanks for calling.

days 7-10 because i’m lazy

and want to finish it

and suck at life.

day seven: four turn offs.

1. body hair.

2. facial hair. (and i mean excessive or just plain itchy.)

3. bodily functions.

4. bad breath.

day eight: three turn ons.

1. touching my neck.

2. some dirty talk.

3. some dominat-y things.

day nine: two smileys that fit your life right now.

1. >_<

2. o.O

day ten: one confession.

i’m torn up to pieces over this and i want to say i don’t know why but in reality i know that i’m just being immature and overreacting.

day six.

five people who mean a lot to you (in no order.)

1. mamabear.

2. anthony ryan.

3. joseph michael.

4. miles philip.

5. daniel james.

in general there are a lot more, but yeah.